17 December 2015
Q. It’s getting hot in here. Shall I take off all my clothes?
A. That won’t be necessary, Alan, as comfortable as GaGu is with the human form.
Instead, don an AeroChill, a miracle vest that you dunk in water. Yes, that sounds very much like GaGu is advising you to put on a wet T-shirt, but the AeroChill doesn’t feel wet (even though it is), and the cooling effect is much greater than what you’d get with a normal wet T-shirt. Plus, it won’t emphasise your moobs as much.